Chapter 2: Roman RPG?
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Chapter 2: Roman RPG?
Pah, pah—
Crisp clapping sounds echoed.
It was from the black-skinned, white-haired beauty. She was dressed in a game-esque fashion; wherever should be protected wasn’t protected at all.
“Your skimpy wear won’t stop me from dicing you up!” Shu Yichao sneered.
“I’d have never thought.” The black-skinned beauty stood up, her plump legs vaguely showing through the veil. “I thought you were an obedient little pup. Looks like you’re a little wolf instead.”
She chuckled mirthfully, seemingly in a good mood. She didn’t even spare a glance at the platoon leader, who was lying in a puddle of blood.
“I am a pasha personally appointed by the great Sultana of the Ottomain Empire, Dilber. Now...” The black-skinned beauty arrogantly extended a leg forth and said, “I permit you to be my loyal slave. Kneel down and kiss the back of my foot.”
【Ding! Congratulations, my host. You have triggered a side quest!】
System 12345, who was still struggling with its black screen, exclaimed in excitement.
【I don’t know how you did it, but I received a notification saying that you have gotten into contact with an important figure!】
【Mission: A Meeting of Tragedy!】
【Wait, wait! Let me share the plotline with you first.】
【Dilber is a pasha of the Ottomain Empire. She is cruel, mysterious, yet beautiful, and she is fiercely loyal to the empress. Blood flows through the cities she has conquered, and those that try to fight back are completely leveled.】
【Many fear her cruel means, but no one knows that there is tenderness in her bloodstained-rose heart too.】
【Go, my host!】
System 12345 squealed.
【Your ‘Empire Bewitcher’ talent is not to be scoffed at. Even a woman with a heart of steel will succumb at a twirl of your fingers. Conquer her, and turn that blood stained rose into your little mimosa!】
【I swear. All you need is to give her a pitiful look, and she’ll immediately become your prisoner. Give her the sweet talk she wants, and she’ll take you home. A life of indulgence awaits you!】
Despite System 12345 proactively planning on Shu Yichao’s behalf...
“Is the volume setting off?”
All he heard amid the static was ‘Go!”, though that was enough for him.
“Time for the boss raid.”
Dilber watched as the young man directed a taunting smile at her. He raised his thumb and pulled it across his neck.
“...Very well.” Dilber laughed after a moment of silence.
Anyone else who dared taunt her in such a manner would have been ripped into shreds, but Shu Yichao was simply too dashing, so she decided to just teach him a lesson.
“Lad, I shall break your limbs and turn you into my doll. Cherish the remaining seconds of your freedom.”
Bam!
Dilber’s leg pushed against the ground and exerted explosive prowess that was unlike her appearance. She was still in the sedan a second ago, but a second later, she was already standing before Shu Yichao.
“Stop right there!” Shu Yichao furiously chased after the knights.
【Dilber is the type who won’t let go once she makes up her mind. As long as you take her down... Hehehe...】
System 12345 was so stuck in its reverie that its light almost turned pink.
【He flees.】
“Run!”
“That person must be a demon, a demon!”
【She chases.】
“Where do you think you’re running?”
Each slash of the sword reaped the life of an enemy.
“I have 200 speed! Even horses might not necessarily outrun me. I’d love to see which of you can get away from me?!”
【His wings are clipped.】
“Hmph! Is having a horse that amazing? My treasure blade on my hand is yet to age!”
【Ah, my host. Let me send you some information.】
When the final speck of light finally vanished from the horizon, Shu Yichao finally slayed the final escaping knight in his sight.
“This mod is great, but the AI is troublesome. Can’t the mobs just gather together and obediently let me slaughter them? Why do I have to chase them one by one— A notification?”
Shu Yichao tapped on the notification, and a few pictures of gorgeous women popped out, though he was much more interested in the descriptive text below.
“This picture... What the heck is Ottomain? Isn’t it Ottoman? And Romain refers to Roman, right? Ah, that’s my Constantinople!”
Looking at the map that was covered in the Ottomain Empire’s green, with only a tinge of purple left in the center, Shu Yichao widened his eyes in realization.
“I get it! This mod is based on the Eastern Roman Empire’s downfall, and my mission is to revitalize the Eastern Roman Empire!” Shu Yichao brandished the sword in his hand as he looked at the sky and roared, “The sun shall never set on Constantinople. The Roman Empire is eternal!”
Since he had decided to revive the Roman Empire, he had to quickly put together a plan.
“Let me check my stats... Ranged damage—130. Melee damage—140. Armor—30. Defense—40. Speed—200.
“My offense is decent, but my defense is subpar. I’m a glass cannon; there’s no way I can solo clear this. Looks like it’s a must to recruit soldiers in history-type mods.
“Looking at the map, I’m along the shore of the Ink Sea. It’s February now, and the encirclement of Constantinople begins in April. Let me think where I can recruit some soldiers... Wait, it looks like I have a recruit function? Can I do that without a base?”
【Is the black screen not fixed yet? This dumb program—ey, why is it moving on its own?】
【Wait, my host, are you trying to recruit servants?】
【Mm, it makes sense. Having some standing will help you to conquer those femme fatale. It’s necessary for you to have servants...】
【Ey, this is weird. My host, did I grant you this privilege? How did you circumvent me and run the program on your own?】
【Eyyyy!!! What happened?! Why is my internship score dropping?!】
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Chapter 2: Roman RPG?
Pah, pah—
Crisp clapping sounds echoed.
It was from the black-skinned, white-haired beauty. She was dressed in a game-esque fashion; wherever should be protected wasn’t protected at all.
“Your skimpy wear won’t stop me from dicing you up!” Shu Yichao sneered.
“I’d have never thought.” The black-skinned beauty stood up, her plump legs vaguely showing through the veil. “I thought you were an obedient little pup. Looks like you’re a little wolf instead.”
She chuckled mirthfully, seemingly in a good mood. She didn’t even spare a glance at the platoon leader, who was lying in a puddle of blood.
“I am a pasha personally appointed by the great Sultana of the Ottomain Empire, Dilber. Now...” The black-skinned beauty arrogantly extended a leg forth and said, “I permit you to be my loyal slave. Kneel down and kiss the back of my foot.”
【Ding! Congratulations, my host. You have triggered a side quest!】
System 12345, who was still struggling with its black screen, exclaimed in excitement.
【I don’t know how you did it, but I received a notification saying that you have gotten into contact with an important figure!】
【Mission: A Meeting of Tragedy!】
【Wait, wait! Let me share the plotline with you first.】
【Dilber is a pasha of the Ottomain Empire. She is cruel, mysterious, yet beautiful, and she is fiercely loyal to the empress. Blood flows through the cities she has conquered, and those that try to fight back are completely leveled.】
【Many fear her cruel means, but no one knows that there is tenderness in her bloodstained-rose heart too.】
【Go, my host!】
System 12345 squealed.
【Your ‘Empire Bewitcher’ talent is not to be scoffed at. Even a woman with a heart of steel will succumb at a twirl of your fingers. Conquer her, and turn that blood stained rose into your little mimosa!】
【I swear. All you need is to give her a pitiful look, and she’ll immediately become your prisoner. Give her the sweet talk she wants, and she’ll take you home. A life of indulgence awaits you!】
Despite System 12345 proactively planning on Shu Yichao’s behalf...
“Is the volume setting off?”
All he heard amid the static was ‘Go!”, though that was enough for him.
“Time for the boss raid.”
Dilber watched as the young man directed a taunting smile at her. He raised his thumb and pulled it across his neck.
“...Very well.” Dilber laughed after a moment of silence.
Anyone else who dared taunt her in such a manner would have been ripped into shreds, but Shu Yichao was simply too dashing, so she decided to just teach him a lesson.
“Lad, I shall break your limbs and turn you into my doll. Cherish the remaining seconds of your freedom.”
Bam!
Dilber’s leg pushed against the ground and exerted explosive prowess that was unlike her appearance. She was still in the sedan a second ago, but a second later, she was already standing before Shu Yichao.
“Stop right there!” Shu Yichao furiously chased after the knights.
【Dilber is the type who won’t let go once she makes up her mind. As long as you take her down... Hehehe...】
System 12345 was so stuck in its reverie that its light almost turned pink.
【He flees.】
“Run!”
“That person must be a demon, a demon!”
【She chases.】
“Where do you think you’re running?”
Each slash of the sword reaped the life of an enemy.
“I have 200 speed! Even horses might not necessarily outrun me. I’d love to see which of you can get away from me?!”
【His wings are clipped.】
“Hmph! Is having a horse that amazing? My treasure blade on my hand is yet to age!”
【Ah, my host. Let me send you some information.】
When the final speck of light finally vanished from the horizon, Shu Yichao finally slayed the final escaping knight in his sight.
“This mod is great, but the AI is troublesome. Can’t the mobs just gather together and obediently let me slaughter them? Why do I have to chase them one by one— A notification?”
Shu Yichao tapped on the notification, and a few pictures of gorgeous women popped out, though he was much more interested in the descriptive text below.
“This picture... What the heck is Ottomain? Isn’t it Ottoman? And Romain refers to Roman, right? Ah, that’s my Constantinople!”
Looking at the map that was covered in the Ottomain Empire’s green, with only a tinge of purple left in the center, Shu Yichao widened his eyes in realization.
“I get it! This mod is based on the Eastern Roman Empire’s downfall, and my mission is to revitalize the Eastern Roman Empire!” Shu Yichao brandished the sword in his hand as he looked at the sky and roared, “The sun shall never set on Constantinople. The Roman Empire is eternal!”
Since he had decided to revive the Roman Empire, he had to quickly put together a plan.
“Let me check my stats... Ranged damage—130. Melee damage—140. Armor—30. Defense—40. Speed—200.
“My offense is decent, but my defense is subpar. I’m a glass cannon; there’s no way I can solo clear this. Looks like it’s a must to recruit soldiers in history-type mods.
“Looking at the map, I’m along the shore of the Ink Sea. It’s February now, and the encirclement of Constantinople begins in April. Let me think where I can recruit some soldiers... Wait, it looks like I have a recruit function? Can I do that without a base?”
【Is the black screen not fixed yet? This dumb program—ey, why is it moving on its own?】
【Wait, my host, are you trying to recruit servants?】
【Mm, it makes sense. Having some standing will help you to conquer those femme fatale. It’s necessary for you to have servants...】
【Ey, this is weird. My host, did I grant you this privilege? How did you circumvent me and run the program on your own?】
【Eyyyy!!! What happened?! Why is my internship score dropping?!】
Chapter 2: Roman RPG?Pah, pahCrisp clapping sounds echoed.It was from the black-skinned, white-haired beauty. She was dressed in a game-esque fashion; wherever should be protected wasn't protected at all.Your skimpy wear won't stop me from dicing you up! Shu Yichao sneered.I'd have never thought. The black-skinned beauty stood up, her plump legs vaguely showing through the veil. I thought you were an obedient little pup. Looks like you're a little wolf instead.She chuckled mirthfully, seemingly in a good mood. She didn't even spare a glance at the platoon leader, who was lying in a puddle of blood.I am a pasha personally appointed by the great Sultana of the Ottomain Empire, Dilber. Now... The black-skinned beauty arrogantly extended a leg forth and said, I permit you to be my loyal slave. Kneel down and kiss the back of my foot.Ding! Congratulations, my host. You have triggered a side quest!System 12345, who was still struggling with its black screen, exclaimed in excitement.I don't know how you did it, but I received a notification saying that you have gotten into contact with an important figure!Mission: A Meeting of Tragedy!Wait, wait! Let me share the plotline with you first.Dilber is a pasha of the Ottomain Empire. She is cruel, mysterious, yet beautiful, and she is fiercely loyal to the empress. Blood flows through the cities she has conquered, and those that try to fight back are completely leveled.Many fear her cruel means, but no one knows that there is tenderness in her bloodstained-rose heart too.Go, my host!System 12345 squealed.Your Empire Bewitcher' talent is not to be scoffed at. Even a woman with a heart of steel will succumb at a twirl of your fingers. Conquer her, and turn that blood stained rose into your little mimosa!I swear. All you need is to give her a pitiful look, and she'll immediately become your prisoner. Give her the sweet talk she wants, and she'll take you home. A life of indulgence awaits you!Despite System 12345 proactively planning on Shu Yichao's behalf...Is the volume setting off?All he heard amid the static was Go!, though that was enough for him.Time for the boss raid.Dilber watched as the young man directed a taunting smile at her. He raised his thumb and pulled it across his neck....Very well. Dilber laughed after a moment of silence.Anyone else who dared taunt her in such a manner would have been ripped into shreds, but Shu Yichao was simply too dashing, so she decided to just teach him a lesson.Lad, I shall break your limbs and turn you into my doll. Cherish the remaining seconds of your freedom.Bam!Dilber's leg pushed against the ground and exerted explosive prowess that was unlike her appearance. She was still in the sedan a second ago, but a second later, she was already standing before Shu Yichao.Stop right there! Shu Yichao furiously chased after the knights.Dilber is the type who won't let go once she makes up her mind. As long as you take her down... Hehehe...System 12345 was so stuck in its reverie that its light almost turned pink.He flees.Run!That person must be a demon, a demon!She chases.Where do you think you're running?Each slash of the sword reaped the life of an enemy.I have 200 speed! Even horses might not necessarily outrun me. I'd love to see which of you can get away from me?!His wings are clipped.Hmph! Is having a horse that amazing? My treasure blade on my hand is yet to age!Ah, my host. Let me send you some information.When the final speck of light finally vanished from the horizon, Shu Yichao finally slayed the final escaping knight in his sight.This mod is great, but the AI is troublesome. Can't the mobs just gather together and obediently let me slaughter them? Why do I have to chase them one by one A notification?Shu Yichao tapped on the notification, and a few pictures of gorgeous women popped out, though he was much more interested in the descriptive text below.This picture... What the heck is Ottomain? Isn't it Ottoman? And Romain refers to Roman, right? Ah, that's my Constantinople!Looking at the map that was covered in the Ottomain Empire's green, with only a tinge of purple left in the center, Shu Yichao widened his eyes in realization.I get it! This mod is based on the Eastern Roman Empire's downfall, and my mission is to revitalize the Eastern Roman Empire! Shu Yichao brandished the sword in his hand as he looked at the sky and roared, The sun shall never set on Constantinople. The Roman Empire is eternal!Since he had decided to revive the Roman Empire, he had to quickly put together a plan.Let me check my stats... Ranged damage130. Melee damage140. Armor30. Defense40. Speed200.My offense is decent, but my defense is subpar. I'm a glass cannon; there's no way I can solo clear this. Looks like it's a must to recruit soldiers in history-type mods.Looking at the map, I'm along the shore of the Ink Sea. It's February now, and the encirclement of Constantinople begins in April. Let me think where I can recruit some soldiers... Wait, it looks like I have a recruit function? Can I do that without a base?Is the black screen not fixed yet? This dumb programey, why is it moving on its own?Wait, my host, are you trying to recruit servants?Mm, it makes sense. Having some standing will help you to conquer those femme fatale. It's necessary for you to have servants...Ey, this is weird. My host, did I grant you this privilege? How did you circumvent me and run the program on your own?Eyyyy!!! What happened?! Why is my internship score dropping?!
