Chapter 149
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Chapter 149
"Xiao Taohua, have some water."
After Lin Zaozao gulped down the water handed to her by Xiao Taohua in three mouthfuls, she felt even more annoyed.
Why was she so unlucky?
Between husband and wife, going into the bridal chamber was a very normal thing. Why did it become so difficult for her?
Feeling extremely frustrated, Lin Zaozao looked at Xiao Taohua sitting beside her and couldn't help having indecent thoughts.
Why not take advantage of the time now and go into the bridal chamber with her Xiao Taohua directly?
Her husband was sitting right in front of her but she couldn't have him, this feeling was driving her crazy.
Although she had several husbands now, and her husbands kept hovering around her, she was living a nun-like life.
Damn it, her life was too ascetic. Living a f*cking miserable life without even a bit of fun and excitement every day, she was truly fed up.
She was afraid that one day, she would really be suffocated so much that she would shave her head bald and run up the mountain to beat the wooden fish as a nun.
After taking a deep breath, when Lin Zaozao's gaze fell on Ji Fantian, she couldn't help but think of the person who had entered the bridal chamber with her last time but left her completely unsatisfied.
Could this person be her Fantian darling?
But her Fantian darling was so good-looking, he shouldn't be a "three-second man", right?
So Lin Zaozao stretched out her arm from under the quilt and asked Ji Fantian earnestly,
"Fantian darling, the night when you five left together, I entered the bridal chamber drunk with one of you. But when I woke up, I didn't feel anything on my body.
I want to ask you now, was the 'three-second man' who entered the bridal chamber with me that night you?
If it was you, be honest and tell me directly. I won't laugh at you for just being a three-second man.
Even if you're a three-second man, who told you to have such a handsome face? For a face like yours, I wouldn't despise you for being a three-second man either."
Lin Zaozao's words made Ji Fantian and Xiao Taohua's expressions stiffen involuntarily. They exchanged a glance, both trying to see from each other's expression whether the other was really the "three-second man" Lin Zaozao mentioned.
But that thing, you can't tell from looking at someone's face!
After staring at each other for a few seconds, even though Xiao Taohua was the Poison Immortal and Ji Fantian was the Medicine Immortal, they still couldn't tell how long someone else could last in bed just by looking at their face!
In contrast to the weird expressions between Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian, Lin Zaozao impatiently pulled Ji Fantian's hand again and urged,
"Fantian darling, was it you or not who entered the bridal chamber with me that night?"
"Zaozao, I swear, the 'three-second man' you mentioned really wasn't me. I, I'm at least absolutely not that useless."
Ji Fantian answered with a red face.
"If it wasn't you, then who was it? Was it Ruo Qiu, Ye Yi, Gu Shan or Murong Hai? Ah...Annoying!
I just wanted to enter the bridal chamber! Why is it so difficult? Either I don't know who my new groom was who entered the bridal chamber with me, or someone interfered with my bridal chamber. Just now, Brother Han Ye and I were about to consummate our marriage, just one step away!
But it got disrupted halfway through. Oh my god! Why am I so unlucky? If you make me hold it in any longer, I'm going to become a nun on the mountain!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's powerless roar, Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian simultaneously rubbed their noses, trying hard to suppress their mouths curving wildly upwards.
In this world, there were no more than three people who could sneak into Han Ye's palace without being discovered.
Apart from the National Teacher, there was only Gu Shan left.
But judging from the chili bomb just now, the person who threw it was Gu Shan nine times out of ten.
He gently pried open a roof tile and Gu Shan saw the pile of fat sitting on the couch, constantly farting loudly.
"Useless stuff, why can't you still figure out what's going on? What's wrong with me? How did I suddenly become so fat?
And why do I keep farting? If you still can't find out the reason, I'll kill you now!"
The empress of Fengshuo Country plugged her nose with her hand and kicked the doctor kneeling in front of her. Anger was all over her face.
With every kick, there was a "poof poof" fart from behind! The stench made the empress of Fengshuo Country frown even tighter.
"Y-Your Majesty, this insignificant doctor has little medical expertise and truly cannot find out the reason. Judging from your pulse condition just now, apart from obesity, Your Majesty is indeed very healthy."
Kneeling on the ground, the imperial physician saw the undisguised killing intent in the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country's eyes. In order to beg for his life, he immediately kowtowed to the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country and said,
"Your Majesty, I am not proficient in medicine, but the Divine Doctor Clan is in the frontier city right now. The clan chief of the Divine Doctor Clan, Ji Fantian, has unparalleled medical skills under heaven.
The frontier city is not far from the imperial palace either. Why don't you send someone to summon Ji Fantian into the palace now and have him diagnose and treat you?"
"Useless thing, if I could summon Ji Fantian into the palace, would I still be wasting my time with you here?
Some time ago, I joined forces with the Female Emperor of Canglan Country and almost exterminated the entire Divine Doctor Clan. Now Ji Fantian hates me so much he probably wants to kill me with one stroke of his blade. Do you think he would be willing to treat me? Even if he was, do you think I would dare let him get close to me?
Since ancient times, healers and poisoners have come from the same source. Since the Divine Doctor Clan can save lives, they can also take lives. If Ji Fantian killed me while diagnosing me, wouldn't that make it easy for him?"
Looking at the imperial physician continuously kowtowing and begging for mercy on the ground, the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country subconsciously wanted to kill him.
However, thinking that he was currently the best imperial physician in the palace, she could only forcibly restrain her anger and just kicked the imperial physician to one side, scolding him.
"Why haven't you gotten out to think of a way for me yet? Are you waiting here for me to chop off your head?"
"Yes, yes, I'm going right away, I'm going right now. Thank you for sparing me, Your Majesty."
After speaking, the imperial physician crawled and rolled his way out of the hall. By the time the imperial physician crawled out of the hall, his legs had gone soft and he could no longer stand up.
"Imperial Physician Sun, may I lend you a hand?"
"Thank you for your assistance, Lord Sanbao."
With Lord Sanbao's support, Imperial Physician Sun slowly stood up on trembling legs.
"Imperial Physician Sun, Her Majesty is angry now not only because she has grown so fat, but also because she keeps farting loudly. Now, as long as you make Her Majesty lose weight and stop her loud farts, she will naturally be happy."
"But Lord Sanbao, it's easier said than done for me to suddenly make Her Majesty lose weight overnight."
Seeing Imperial Physician Sun's awkward expression, Lord Sanbao looked left and right before slowly taking out a sachet from his sleeve and secretly placing it into Imperial Physician Sun's hand.
"Imperial Physician Sun, this is opium poppy from the frontier region tribute. Just a tiny bit will make one delirious with joy. Later when you diagnose Her Majesty, put just a tiny bit of this stuff into Her Majesty's medicine..."
Looking at the sachet in his hand and the hint of deeper meaning in Lord Sanbao's eyes, cold sweat streamed down Imperial Physician Sun's face.
"Imperial Physician Sun, you are also an old servant by Her Majesty's side. She has spared you for now because she has yet to find someone more useful.
Given her temperament, how long more do you think you can live once she finds someone more useful?"
Hearing Lord Sanbao's suggestive words, a flicker shone in Imperial Physician Sun's eyes. He clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and took a deep breath before respectfully bowing to Lord Sanbao.
"Thank you, Lord Sanbao, for saving my life. In the future if you have any needs, I will definitely follow your orders."
"Imperial Physician Sun, we're grasshoppers tied to the same rope. When issues come up, we should be understanding of each other. Isn't that how it should be?"
"Yes, yes."
Imperial Physician Sun clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and turned to walk towards the medicine storage.
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Chapter 149
"Xiao Taohua, have some water."
After Lin Zaozao gulped down the water handed to her by Xiao Taohua in three mouthfuls, she felt even more annoyed.
Why was she so unlucky?
Between husband and wife, going into the bridal chamber was a very normal thing. Why did it become so difficult for her?
Feeling extremely frustrated, Lin Zaozao looked at Xiao Taohua sitting beside her and couldn't help having indecent thoughts.
Why not take advantage of the time now and go into the bridal chamber with her Xiao Taohua directly?
Her husband was sitting right in front of her but she couldn't have him, this feeling was driving her crazy.
Although she had several husbands now, and her husbands kept hovering around her, she was living a nun-like life.
Damn it, her life was too ascetic. Living a f*cking miserable life without even a bit of fun and excitement every day, she was truly fed up.
She was afraid that one day, she would really be suffocated so much that she would shave her head bald and run up the mountain to beat the wooden fish as a nun.
After taking a deep breath, when Lin Zaozao's gaze fell on Ji Fantian, she couldn't help but think of the person who had entered the bridal chamber with her last time but left her completely unsatisfied.
Could this person be her Fantian darling?
But her Fantian darling was so good-looking, he shouldn't be a "three-second man", right?
So Lin Zaozao stretched out her arm from under the quilt and asked Ji Fantian earnestly,
"Fantian darling, the night when you five left together, I entered the bridal chamber drunk with one of you. But when I woke up, I didn't feel anything on my body.
I want to ask you now, was the 'three-second man' who entered the bridal chamber with me that night you?
If it was you, be honest and tell me directly. I won't laugh at you for just being a three-second man.
Even if you're a three-second man, who told you to have such a handsome face? For a face like yours, I wouldn't despise you for being a three-second man either."
Lin Zaozao's words made Ji Fantian and Xiao Taohua's expressions stiffen involuntarily. They exchanged a glance, both trying to see from each other's expression whether the other was really the "three-second man" Lin Zaozao mentioned.
But that thing, you can't tell from looking at someone's face!
After staring at each other for a few seconds, even though Xiao Taohua was the Poison Immortal and Ji Fantian was the Medicine Immortal, they still couldn't tell how long someone else could last in bed just by looking at their face!
In contrast to the weird expressions between Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian, Lin Zaozao impatiently pulled Ji Fantian's hand again and urged,
"Fantian darling, was it you or not who entered the bridal chamber with me that night?"
"Zaozao, I swear, the 'three-second man' you mentioned really wasn't me. I, I'm at least absolutely not that useless."
Ji Fantian answered with a red face.
"If it wasn't you, then who was it? Was it Ruo Qiu, Ye Yi, Gu Shan or Murong Hai? Ah...Annoying!
I just wanted to enter the bridal chamber! Why is it so difficult? Either I don't know who my new groom was who entered the bridal chamber with me, or someone interfered with my bridal chamber. Just now, Brother Han Ye and I were about to consummate our marriage, just one step away!
But it got disrupted halfway through. Oh my god! Why am I so unlucky? If you make me hold it in any longer, I'm going to become a nun on the mountain!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's powerless roar, Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian simultaneously rubbed their noses, trying hard to suppress their mouths curving wildly upwards.
In this world, there were no more than three people who could sneak into Han Ye's palace without being discovered.
Apart from the National Teacher, there was only Gu Shan left.
But judging from the chili bomb just now, the person who threw it was Gu Shan nine times out of ten.
He gently pried open a roof tile and Gu Shan saw the pile of fat sitting on the couch, constantly farting loudly.
"Useless stuff, why can't you still figure out what's going on? What's wrong with me? How did I suddenly become so fat?
And why do I keep farting? If you still can't find out the reason, I'll kill you now!"
The empress of Fengshuo Country plugged her nose with her hand and kicked the doctor kneeling in front of her. Anger was all over her face.
With every kick, there was a "poof poof" fart from behind! The stench made the empress of Fengshuo Country frown even tighter.
"Y-Your Majesty, this insignificant doctor has little medical expertise and truly cannot find out the reason. Judging from your pulse condition just now, apart from obesity, Your Majesty is indeed very healthy."
Kneeling on the ground, the imperial physician saw the undisguised killing intent in the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country's eyes. In order to beg for his life, he immediately kowtowed to the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country and said,
"Your Majesty, I am not proficient in medicine, but the Divine Doctor Clan is in the frontier city right now. The clan chief of the Divine Doctor Clan, Ji Fantian, has unparalleled medical skills under heaven.
The frontier city is not far from the imperial palace either. Why don't you send someone to summon Ji Fantian into the palace now and have him diagnose and treat you?"
"Useless thing, if I could summon Ji Fantian into the palace, would I still be wasting my time with you here?
Some time ago, I joined forces with the Female Emperor of Canglan Country and almost exterminated the entire Divine Doctor Clan. Now Ji Fantian hates me so much he probably wants to kill me with one stroke of his blade. Do you think he would be willing to treat me? Even if he was, do you think I would dare let him get close to me?
Since ancient times, healers and poisoners have come from the same source. Since the Divine Doctor Clan can save lives, they can also take lives. If Ji Fantian killed me while diagnosing me, wouldn't that make it easy for him?"
Looking at the imperial physician continuously kowtowing and begging for mercy on the ground, the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country subconsciously wanted to kill him.
However, thinking that he was currently the best imperial physician in the palace, she could only forcibly restrain her anger and just kicked the imperial physician to one side, scolding him.
"Why haven't you gotten out to think of a way for me yet? Are you waiting here for me to chop off your head?"
"Yes, yes, I'm going right away, I'm going right now. Thank you for sparing me, Your Majesty."
After speaking, the imperial physician crawled and rolled his way out of the hall. By the time the imperial physician crawled out of the hall, his legs had gone soft and he could no longer stand up.
"Imperial Physician Sun, may I lend you a hand?"
"Thank you for your assistance, Lord Sanbao."
With Lord Sanbao's support, Imperial Physician Sun slowly stood up on trembling legs.
"Imperial Physician Sun, Her Majesty is angry now not only because she has grown so fat, but also because she keeps farting loudly. Now, as long as you make Her Majesty lose weight and stop her loud farts, she will naturally be happy."
"But Lord Sanbao, it's easier said than done for me to suddenly make Her Majesty lose weight overnight."
Seeing Imperial Physician Sun's awkward expression, Lord Sanbao looked left and right before slowly taking out a sachet from his sleeve and secretly placing it into Imperial Physician Sun's hand.
"Imperial Physician Sun, this is opium poppy from the frontier region tribute. Just a tiny bit will make one delirious with joy. Later when you diagnose Her Majesty, put just a tiny bit of this stuff into Her Majesty's medicine..."
Looking at the sachet in his hand and the hint of deeper meaning in Lord Sanbao's eyes, cold sweat streamed down Imperial Physician Sun's face.
"Imperial Physician Sun, you are also an old servant by Her Majesty's side. She has spared you for now because she has yet to find someone more useful.
Given her temperament, how long more do you think you can live once she finds someone more useful?"
Hearing Lord Sanbao's suggestive words, a flicker shone in Imperial Physician Sun's eyes. He clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and took a deep breath before respectfully bowing to Lord Sanbao.
"Thank you, Lord Sanbao, for saving my life. In the future if you have any needs, I will definitely follow your orders."
"Imperial Physician Sun, we're grasshoppers tied to the same rope. When issues come up, we should be understanding of each other. Isn't that how it should be?"
"Yes, yes."
Imperial Physician Sun clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and turned to walk towards the medicine storage.
Chapter 149"Xiao Taohua, have some water."After Lin Zaozao gulped down the water handed to her by Xiao Taohua in three mouthfuls, she felt even more annoyed.Why was she so unlucky?Between husband and wife, going into the bridal chamber was a very normal thing. Why did it become so difficult for her?Feeling extremely frustrated, Lin Zaozao looked at Xiao Taohua sitting beside her and couldn't help having indecent thoughts.Why not take advantage of the time now and go into the bridal chamber with her Xiao Taohua directly?Her husband was sitting right in front of her but she couldn't have him, this feeling was driving her crazy.Although she had several husbands now, and her husbands kept hovering around her, she was living a nun-like life.Damn it, her life was too ascetic. Living a f*cking miserable life without even a bit of fun and excitement every day, she was truly fed up.She was afraid that one day, she would really be suffocated so much that she would shave her head bald and run up the mountain to beat the wooden fish as a nun.After taking a deep breath, when Lin Zaozao's gaze fell on Ji Fantian, she couldn't help but think of the person who had entered the bridal chamber with her last time but left her completely unsatisfied.Could this person be her Fantian darling?But her Fantian darling was so good-looking, he shouldn't be a "three-second man", right?So Lin Zaozao stretched out her arm from under the quilt and asked Ji Fantian earnestly,"Fantian darling, the night when you five left together, I entered the bridal chamber drunk with one of you. But when I woke up, I didn't feel anything on my body.I want to ask you now, was the 'three-second man' who entered the bridal chamber with me that night you?If it was you, be honest and tell me directly. I won't laugh at you for just being a three-second man.Even if you're a three-second man, who told you to have such a handsome face? For a face like yours, I wouldn't despise you for being a three-second man either."Lin Zaozao's words made Ji Fantian and Xiao Taohua's expressions stiffen involuntarily. They exchanged a glance, both trying to see from each other's expression whether the other was really the "three-second man" Lin Zaozao mentioned.But that thing, you can't tell from looking at someone's face!After staring at each other for a few seconds, even though Xiao Taohua was the Poison Immortal and Ji Fantian was the Medicine Immortal, they still couldn't tell how long someone else could last in bed just by looking at their face!In contrast to the weird expressions between Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian, Lin Zaozao impatiently pulled Ji Fantian's hand again and urged,"Fantian darling, was it you or not who entered the bridal chamber with me that night?""Zaozao, I swear, the 'three-second man' you mentioned really wasn't me. I, I'm at least absolutely not that useless."Ji Fantian answered with a red face."If it wasn't you, then who was it? Was it Ruo Qiu, Ye Yi, Gu Shan or Murong Hai? Ah...Annoying!I just wanted to enter the bridal chamber! Why is it so difficult? Either I don't know who my new groom was who entered the bridal chamber with me, or someone interfered with my bridal chamber. Just now, Brother Han Ye and I were about to consummate our marriage, just one step away!But it got disrupted halfway through. Oh my god! Why am I so unlucky? If you make me hold it in any longer, I'm going to become a nun on the mountain!"Hearing Lin Zaozao's powerless roar, Xiao Taohua and Ji Fantian simultaneously rubbed their noses, trying hard to suppress their mouths curving wildly upwards.In this world, there were no more than three people who could sneak into Han Ye's palace without being discovered.Apart from the National Teacher, there was only Gu Shan left.But judging from the chili bomb just now, the person who threw it was Gu Shan nine times out of ten.He gently pried open a roof tile and Gu Shan saw the pile of fat sitting on the couch, constantly farting loudly."Useless stuff, why can't you still figure out what's going on? What's wrong with me? How did I suddenly become so fat?And why do I keep farting? If you still can't find out the reason, I'll kill you now!"The empress of Fengshuo Country plugged her nose with her hand and kicked the doctor kneeling in front of her. Anger was all over her face.With every kick, there was a "poof poof" fart from behind! The stench made the empress of Fengshuo Country frown even tighter."Y-Your Majesty, this insignificant doctor has little medical expertise and truly cannot find out the reason. Judging from your pulse condition just now, apart from obesity, Your Majesty is indeed very healthy."Kneeling on the ground, the imperial physician saw the undisguised killing intent in the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country's eyes. In order to beg for his life, he immediately kowtowed to the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country and said,"Your Majesty, I am not proficient in medicine, but the Divine Doctor Clan is in the frontier city right now. The clan chief of the Divine Doctor Clan, Ji Fantian, has unparalleled medical skills under heaven.The frontier city is not far from the imperial palace either. Why don't you send someone to summon Ji Fantian into the palace now and have him diagnose and treat you?""Useless thing, if I could summon Ji Fantian into the palace, would I still be wasting my time with you here?Some time ago, I joined forces with the Female Emperor of Canglan Country and almost exterminated the entire Divine Doctor Clan. Now Ji Fantian hates me so much he probably wants to kill me with one stroke of his blade. Do you think he would be willing to treat me? Even if he was, do you think I would dare let him get close to me?Since ancient times, healers and poisoners have come from the same source. Since the Divine Doctor Clan can save lives, they can also take lives. If Ji Fantian killed me while diagnosing me, wouldn't that make it easy for him?"Looking at the imperial physician continuously kowtowing and begging for mercy on the ground, the Female Emperor of Fengshuo Country subconsciously wanted to kill him.However, thinking that he was currently the best imperial physician in the palace, she could only forcibly restrain her anger and just kicked the imperial physician to one side, scolding him."Why haven't you gotten out to think of a way for me yet? Are you waiting here for me to chop off your head?""Yes, yes, I'm going right away, I'm going right now. Thank you for sparing me, Your Majesty."After speaking, the imperial physician crawled and rolled his way out of the hall. By the time the imperial physician crawled out of the hall, his legs had gone soft and he could no longer stand up."Imperial Physician Sun, may I lend you a hand?""Thank you for your assistance, Lord Sanbao."With Lord Sanbao's support, Imperial Physician Sun slowly stood up on trembling legs."Imperial Physician Sun, Her Majesty is angry now not only because she has grown so fat, but also because she keeps farting loudly. Now, as long as you make Her Majesty lose weight and stop her loud farts, she will naturally be happy.""But Lord Sanbao, it's easier said than done for me to suddenly make Her Majesty lose weight overnight."Seeing Imperial Physician Sun's awkward expression, Lord Sanbao looked left and right before slowly taking out a sachet from his sleeve and secretly placing it into Imperial Physician Sun's hand."Imperial Physician Sun, this is opium poppy from the frontier region tribute. Just a tiny bit will make one delirious with joy. Later when you diagnose Her Majesty, put just a tiny bit of this stuff into Her Majesty's medicine..."Looking at the sachet in his hand and the hint of deeper meaning in Lord Sanbao's eyes, cold sweat streamed down Imperial Physician Sun's face."Imperial Physician Sun, you are also an old servant by Her Majesty's side. She has spared you for now because she has yet to find someone more useful.Given her temperament, how long more do you think you can live once she finds someone more useful?"Hearing Lord Sanbao's suggestive words, a flicker shone in Imperial Physician Sun's eyes. He clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and took a deep breath before respectfully bowing to Lord Sanbao."Thank you, Lord Sanbao, for saving my life. In the future if you have any needs, I will definitely follow your orders.""Imperial Physician Sun, we're grasshoppers tied to the same rope. When issues come up, we should be understanding of each other. Isn't that how it should be?""Yes, yes."Imperial Physician Sun clenched the sachet tightly in his hand and turned to walk towards the medicine storage.
