Chapter 62
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Chapter 62
Just as Lin Zaozao was looking at the crowd outside in confusion, Zhao Yingmei followed her husband Lan timidly, supporting an elderly person and walking into Lin Zaozao’s yard.
How could this old woman Zhao Yingmei, who was usually awe-inspiring in front of her dozen husbands, be so timid today?Yoouur favorite novels at n/ovel/bin(.)com
What was going on here?
Now, this tigress was actually constantly looking at her husband Lan's face.
Could it be that after returning home later, she had fought with her husbands and lost?
When Zhao Yingmei and her husband Lan helped the elderly person sit in a chair, she immediately pointed at Lin Zaozao and accused her in front of the village chief.
“Village chief, it’s this silly woman Lin Xiaohua. In front of my wife, she said there was a ghost aura on my wife's body.
It was because of that ghost aura that led to her not having children. Lin Xiaohua's purpose was to occupy my wife's old house."
Hearing the man's accusation, Lin Zaozao's eyebrows immediately turned cold. She turned her head to look at Zhao Yingmei, who had been bowing her head, and asked in disbelief,
“Zhao Yingmei, did I say I would take your old house for free? Didn’t I just say that I would buy your old house from you at the market price after I help you remove the ghost aura from your body?”
Faced with Lin Zaozao's question, Zhao Yingmei just kept her head down without saying a word.
And her aggrieved expression, coupled with Lin Zaozao's angry questioning. By contrast, it seemed as if Lin Zaozao was interrogating Zhao Yingmei.
Seeing Zhao Yingmei keep her head down without speaking, a flash of viciousness flashed in her husband Lan's eyes.
He turned his head back and stood beside the village chief, pointing at Lin Zaozao and accusing her again.
“Village chief, look. My wife is not talking, which means she never agreed to this fat woman’s request.
This fat woman Lin Xiaohua was still crazy and erratic before, but now she's not crazy anymore, and the large black patch on her face is gone too.
And now she's still pretending to be a god here to deceive people, she must have been possessed by an evil spirit. Village chief, for the sake Luoshui Village, we should burn this disaster Lin Xiaohua to death.”
“Damn! Stupid man, you talk nonsense, saying that I was possessed by a ghost means I was possessed by a ghost. Do you have any evidence? How dare you talk nonsense in front of the village chief!"
“Isn’t it evidence that you are no longer crazy now, and the black patches on your face have disappeared?”
“Nonsense! With no evidence, I might as well say that you went to my outhouse to secretly eat shit yesterday! Disgusting stuff that even eats shit, why doesn't God burn you to death!”
Spearing this, Lin Zaozao walked to Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan's side, pushed him hard away, and stood in front of the village chief.
“Village chief, I originally wanted to find you yesterday and ask who owned the house next to mine and whether I could buy it.
But I met Zhao Yingmei and her twelve husbands halfway. Zhao Yingmei thought my adopted son Ruqiu looked good and wanted to seduce him, but was taught by me a lesson.
Village chief, I have treated Zhao Yingmei’s illness without dwelling on past wrongs. But this ungrateful woman actually wants to set me up to harm me to death.”
“Lin Xiaohua, you have to provide evidence when you speak. Do you have evidence that my wife seduced your husband?” Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan asked with his neck craned.
“I didn’t have evidence yesterday, but Zhao Yingmei did seduce my lonely mountain in front of many villagers some time ago and was taught by me a lesson.
Village chief, you can ask the surrounding folks, they can testify for me.”
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s words, the old village chief turned his head and looked at the villagers leaning over the fence to watch the excitement, asking loudly,
“Is what Lin Xiaohua said true?”
Facing the village chief’s majestic voice, the villagers who were present at that time all nodded.
Hearing the village chief's questioning voice, Lin Zaozao's body stiffened involuntarily. What kind of ability to call wind and rain did she have!
Now if she was asked to treat illness, she could still brag, after all there was the system. But to call wind and rain, it was better to just ascend directly!
Besides, if she could really call wind and rain, she would have become the Dragon King long ago and ascended to heaven happily.
Facing the village chief's confusion, Lin Zaozao looked back at Ye Yi. After all, he was someone who could really summon the gods, so maybe he had some way to make it rain!
But when Lin Zaozao met Ye Yi's eyes, she saw him shake his head slightly.
Sitting in a wheelchair, Gu Shan saw the smug look in Zhao Yingmei's eyes. He could no longer hold back the killing intent in his eyes.
He didn't know how to call for wind and rain, but when it came to killing, he was an expert. If that damned man dared to make things difficult for Zaozao later, then he didn't mind slaughtering him with a knife, and leaving this dump with Zaozao.
Seeing Ye Yi shake his head, and seeing the gloomy expressions on all of her husbands' faces, Lin Zaozao also knew that asking someone to call for wind and rain was an impossible task.
Just as Lin Zaozao was at a loss, the system's voice appeared in her mind.
"Host, although I can't call for wind and rain, I can artificially make thunder."
"What do you mean? What is artificial thunder?"
"Host, artificial thunder means I can give everyone present both a visual and auditory hallucination. Then I can artificially electrocute someone, creating the illusion that they were struck by lightning."
"Really? That's great, System, my precious darling system, start your show now!"
"Host, you have to pay a price to artificially make thunder."
"What price?" Lin Zaozao weakly asked in her heart.
"You can choose one of two prices. One is that you propose to Xiao Taohua right now and he agrees to be your husband. Two is that you gain ten pounds of fat."
"System! Isn't there a third option?"
"Yes, you can choose to fart loudly and continuously for three days!"
"Damn, is this even a choice? How am I supposed to choose? If I propose to Xiao Taohua now, would he agree?"
"Definitely not."
"If I choose to fart for three days, wouldn't I become a smelly fart barrel after three days?"
"Hurry up and choose, host. Otherwise, I won't serve you anymore."
Hearing the system's rascal voice, if Lin Zaozao could grab it, she wanted to smash it into a pancake right now.
Why was her system so unserious!
"I choose to gain ten pounds, okay?"
"Okay."
As soon as the system's roguish voice disappeared, Lin Zaozao turned her head with fiery eyes to glare at Zhao Yingmei's husband, and said bitterly:
“You bastard, although I can’t make it rain, I can summon a bolt of lightning to directly strike you dead.”
Damn, because of this lightning, she was going to gain ten pounds.
Ten pounds of fat could fill up a whole basin!
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Chapter 62
Just as Lin Zaozao was looking at the crowd outside in confusion, Zhao Yingmei followed her husband Lan timidly, supporting an elderly person and walking into Lin Zaozao’s yard.
How could this old woman Zhao Yingmei, who was usually awe-inspiring in front of her dozen husbands, be so timid today?Yoouur favorite novels at n/ovel/bin(.)com
What was going on here?
Now, this tigress was actually constantly looking at her husband Lan's face.
Could it be that after returning home later, she had fought with her husbands and lost?
When Zhao Yingmei and her husband Lan helped the elderly person sit in a chair, she immediately pointed at Lin Zaozao and accused her in front of the village chief.
“Village chief, it’s this silly woman Lin Xiaohua. In front of my wife, she said there was a ghost aura on my wife's body.
It was because of that ghost aura that led to her not having children. Lin Xiaohua's purpose was to occupy my wife's old house."
Hearing the man's accusation, Lin Zaozao's eyebrows immediately turned cold. She turned her head to look at Zhao Yingmei, who had been bowing her head, and asked in disbelief,
“Zhao Yingmei, did I say I would take your old house for free? Didn’t I just say that I would buy your old house from you at the market price after I help you remove the ghost aura from your body?”
Faced with Lin Zaozao's question, Zhao Yingmei just kept her head down without saying a word.
And her aggrieved expression, coupled with Lin Zaozao's angry questioning. By contrast, it seemed as if Lin Zaozao was interrogating Zhao Yingmei.
Seeing Zhao Yingmei keep her head down without speaking, a flash of viciousness flashed in her husband Lan's eyes.
He turned his head back and stood beside the village chief, pointing at Lin Zaozao and accusing her again.
“Village chief, look. My wife is not talking, which means she never agreed to this fat woman’s request.
This fat woman Lin Xiaohua was still crazy and erratic before, but now she's not crazy anymore, and the large black patch on her face is gone too.
And now she's still pretending to be a god here to deceive people, she must have been possessed by an evil spirit. Village chief, for the sake Luoshui Village, we should burn this disaster Lin Xiaohua to death.”
“Damn! Stupid man, you talk nonsense, saying that I was possessed by a ghost means I was possessed by a ghost. Do you have any evidence? How dare you talk nonsense in front of the village chief!"
“Isn’t it evidence that you are no longer crazy now, and the black patches on your face have disappeared?”
“Nonsense! With no evidence, I might as well say that you went to my outhouse to secretly eat shit yesterday! Disgusting stuff that even eats shit, why doesn't God burn you to death!”
Spearing this, Lin Zaozao walked to Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan's side, pushed him hard away, and stood in front of the village chief.
“Village chief, I originally wanted to find you yesterday and ask who owned the house next to mine and whether I could buy it.
But I met Zhao Yingmei and her twelve husbands halfway. Zhao Yingmei thought my adopted son Ruqiu looked good and wanted to seduce him, but was taught by me a lesson.
Village chief, I have treated Zhao Yingmei’s illness without dwelling on past wrongs. But this ungrateful woman actually wants to set me up to harm me to death.”
“Lin Xiaohua, you have to provide evidence when you speak. Do you have evidence that my wife seduced your husband?” Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan asked with his neck craned.
“I didn’t have evidence yesterday, but Zhao Yingmei did seduce my lonely mountain in front of many villagers some time ago and was taught by me a lesson.
Village chief, you can ask the surrounding folks, they can testify for me.”
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s words, the old village chief turned his head and looked at the villagers leaning over the fence to watch the excitement, asking loudly,
“Is what Lin Xiaohua said true?”
Facing the village chief’s majestic voice, the villagers who were present at that time all nodded.
Hearing the village chief's questioning voice, Lin Zaozao's body stiffened involuntarily. What kind of ability to call wind and rain did she have!
Now if she was asked to treat illness, she could still brag, after all there was the system. But to call wind and rain, it was better to just ascend directly!
Besides, if she could really call wind and rain, she would have become the Dragon King long ago and ascended to heaven happily.
Facing the village chief's confusion, Lin Zaozao looked back at Ye Yi. After all, he was someone who could really summon the gods, so maybe he had some way to make it rain!
But when Lin Zaozao met Ye Yi's eyes, she saw him shake his head slightly.
Sitting in a wheelchair, Gu Shan saw the smug look in Zhao Yingmei's eyes. He could no longer hold back the killing intent in his eyes.
He didn't know how to call for wind and rain, but when it came to killing, he was an expert. If that damned man dared to make things difficult for Zaozao later, then he didn't mind slaughtering him with a knife, and leaving this dump with Zaozao.
Seeing Ye Yi shake his head, and seeing the gloomy expressions on all of her husbands' faces, Lin Zaozao also knew that asking someone to call for wind and rain was an impossible task.
Just as Lin Zaozao was at a loss, the system's voice appeared in her mind.
"Host, although I can't call for wind and rain, I can artificially make thunder."
"What do you mean? What is artificial thunder?"
"Host, artificial thunder means I can give everyone present both a visual and auditory hallucination. Then I can artificially electrocute someone, creating the illusion that they were struck by lightning."
"Really? That's great, System, my precious darling system, start your show now!"
"Host, you have to pay a price to artificially make thunder."
"What price?" Lin Zaozao weakly asked in her heart.
"You can choose one of two prices. One is that you propose to Xiao Taohua right now and he agrees to be your husband. Two is that you gain ten pounds of fat."
"System! Isn't there a third option?"
"Yes, you can choose to fart loudly and continuously for three days!"
"Damn, is this even a choice? How am I supposed to choose? If I propose to Xiao Taohua now, would he agree?"
"Definitely not."
"If I choose to fart for three days, wouldn't I become a smelly fart barrel after three days?"
"Hurry up and choose, host. Otherwise, I won't serve you anymore."
Hearing the system's rascal voice, if Lin Zaozao could grab it, she wanted to smash it into a pancake right now.
Why was her system so unserious!
"I choose to gain ten pounds, okay?"
"Okay."
As soon as the system's roguish voice disappeared, Lin Zaozao turned her head with fiery eyes to glare at Zhao Yingmei's husband, and said bitterly:
“You bastard, although I can’t make it rain, I can summon a bolt of lightning to directly strike you dead.”
Damn, because of this lightning, she was going to gain ten pounds.
Ten pounds of fat could fill up a whole basin!
Chapter 62Just as Lin Zaozao was looking at the crowd outside in confusion, Zhao Yingmei followed her husband Lan timidly, supporting an elderly person and walking into Lin Zaozao's yard.How could this old woman Zhao Yingmei, who was usually awe-inspiring in front of her dozen husbands, be so timid today?Yoouur favorite novels at n/ovel/bin.comWhat was going on here?Now, this tigress was actually constantly looking at her husband Lan's face.Could it be that after returning home later, she had fought with her husbands and lost?When Zhao Yingmei and her husband Lan helped the elderly person sit in a chair, she immediately pointed at Lin Zaozao and accused her in front of the village chief.Village chief, it's this silly woman Lin Xiaohua. In front of my wife, she said there was a ghost aura on my wife's body.It was because of that ghost aura that led to her not having children. Lin Xiaohua's purpose was to occupy my wife's old house."Hearing the man's accusation, Lin Zaozao's eyebrows immediately turned cold. She turned her head to look at Zhao Yingmei, who had been bowing her head, and asked in disbelief,Zhao Yingmei, did I say I would take your old house for free? Didn't I just say that I would buy your old house from you at the market price after I help you remove the ghost aura from your body?Faced with Lin Zaozao's question, Zhao Yingmei just kept her head down without saying a word.And her aggrieved expression, coupled with Lin Zaozao's angry questioning. By contrast, it seemed as if Lin Zaozao was interrogating Zhao Yingmei.Seeing Zhao Yingmei keep her head down without speaking, a flash of viciousness flashed in her husband Lan's eyes.He turned his head back and stood beside the village chief, pointing at Lin Zaozao and accusing her again.Village chief, look. My wife is not talking, which means she never agreed to this fat woman's request.This fat woman Lin Xiaohua was still crazy and erratic before, but now she's not crazy anymore, and the large black patch on her face is gone too.And now she's still pretending to be a god here to deceive people, she must have been possessed by an evil spirit. Village chief, for the sake Luoshui Village, we should burn this disaster Lin Xiaohua to death.Damn! Stupid man, you talk nonsense, saying that I was possessed by a ghost means I was possessed by a ghost. Do you have any evidence? How dare you talk nonsense in front of the village chief!"Isn't it evidence that you are no longer crazy now, and the black patches on your face have disappeared?Nonsense! With no evidence, I might as well say that you went to my outhouse to secretly eat shit yesterday! Disgusting stuff that even eats shit, why doesn't God burn you to death!Spearing this, Lin Zaozao walked to Zhao Yingmei's husband Lan's side, pushed him hard away, and stood in front of the village chief.Village chief, I originally wanted to find you yesterday and ask who owned the house next to mine and whether I could buy it.But I met Zhao Yingmei and her twelve husbands halfway. Zhao Yingmei thought my adopted son Ruqiu looked good and wanted to seduce him, but was taught by me a lesson.Village chief, I have treated Zhao Yingmei's illness without dwelling on past wrongs. But this ungrateful woman actually wants to set me up to harm me to death.Lin Xiaohua, you have to provide evidence when you speak. Do you have evidence that my wife seduced your husband? Zhao Yingmei's husband Lan asked with his neck craned.I didn't have evidence yesterday, but Zhao Yingmei did seduce my lonely mountain in front of many villagers some time ago and was taught by me a lesson.Village chief, you can ask the surrounding folks, they can testify for me.Hearing Lin Zaozao's words, the old village chief turned his head and looked at the villagers leaning over the fence to watch the excitement, asking loudly,Is what Lin Xiaohua said true?Facing the village chief's majestic voice, the villagers who were present at that time all nodded.Hearing the village chief's questioning voice, Lin Zaozao's body stiffened involuntarily. What kind of ability to call wind and rain did she have!Now if she was asked to treat illness, she could still brag, after all there was the system. But to call wind and rain, it was better to just ascend directly!Besides, if she could really call wind and rain, she would have become the Dragon King long ago and ascended to heaven happily.Facing the village chief's confusion, Lin Zaozao looked back at Ye Yi. After all, he was someone who could really summon the gods, so maybe he had some way to make it rain!But when Lin Zaozao met Ye Yi's eyes, she saw him shake his head slightly.Sitting in a wheelchair, Gu Shan saw the smug look in Zhao Yingmei's eyes. He could no longer hold back the killing intent in his eyes.He didn't know how to call for wind and rain, but when it came to killing, he was an expert. If that damned man dared to make things difficult for Zaozao later, then he didn't mind slaughtering him with a knife, and leaving this dump with Zaozao.Seeing Ye Yi shake his head, and seeing the gloomy expressions on all of her husbands' faces, Lin Zaozao also knew that asking someone to call for wind and rain was an impossible task.Just as Lin Zaozao was at a loss, the system's voice appeared in her mind."Host, although I can't call for wind and rain, I can artificially make thunder.""What do you mean? What is artificial thunder?""Host, artificial thunder means I can give everyone present both a visual and auditory hallucination. Then I can artificially electrocute someone, creating the illusion that they were struck by lightning.""Really? That's great, System, my precious darling system, start your show now!""Host, you have to pay a price to artificially make thunder.""What price?" Lin Zaozao weakly asked in her heart."You can choose one of two prices. One is that you propose to Xiao Taohua right now and he agrees to be your husband. Two is that you gain ten pounds of fat.""System! Isn't there a third option?""Yes, you can choose to fart loudly and continuously for three days!""Damn, is this even a choice? How am I supposed to choose? If I propose to Xiao Taohua now, would he agree?""Definitely not.""If I choose to fart for three days, wouldn't I become a smelly fart barrel after three days?""Hurry up and choose, host. Otherwise, I won't serve you anymore."Hearing the system's rascal voice, if Lin Zaozao could grab it, she wanted to smash it into a pancake right now.Why was her system so unserious!"I choose to gain ten pounds, okay?""Okay."As soon as the system's roguish voice disappeared, Lin Zaozao turned her head with fiery eyes to glare at Zhao Yingmei's husband, and said bitterly:You bastard, although I can't make it rain, I can summon a bolt of lightning to directly strike you dead.Damn, because of this lightning, she was going to gain ten pounds.Ten pounds of fat could fill up a whole basin!
