Chapter 82
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Chapter 82
After speaking, Xiao Taohua looked up at Ji Fantian and several others standing in front of the house.
"Everyone, help me out and cry out for me."
"It would be my greatest pleasure." Ji Fantian's mouth curved up slightly as he chuckled and said.
"Bow to Heaven and Earth!" Ji Fantian said powerfully.
Before Lin Zaozao could react, her head was pushed down to the ground by Xiao Taohua, coming into an intimate contact with Mother Earth.
"Damn, Xiao Taohua, do you want to die? You actually forced me down to bow to Heaven and Earth!"
"Bow to the High Hall!" Murong Hai shouted loudly.
"There is no High Hall. Let's not bow anymore. Or else..."
Before Lin Zaozao could finish speaking, Xiao Taohua pulled her body sideways and knocked her head straight down towards another direction.
The moment her head collided with the ground, Lin Zaozao wanted to curse. Damn, she was being forced into this marriage!
"The couple bows to each other!" Gu Shan said coldly.
As soon as Gu Shan finished speaking, Xiao Taohua stood opposite Lin Zaozao and knelt down, knocking her head straight onto the ground.
This time, Lin Zaozao did not have Xiao Taohua pressing down on her. She placed her hands on the ground, preparing to slip away.
Damn, with her bowing like this, it made her seem like an oppressed woman from ancient times.
But just as Lin Zaozao tried to stand up, a bamboo staff suddenly pressed down on her shoulder, forcing her back onto her knees.
Lin Zaozao looked back and saw Uncle Zhang standing beside her, smiling "kindly" at her before
In the next second, Lin Zaozao's head was pressed onto the ground by Uncle Zhang's bamboo staff, coming into an intimate 360-degree contact with Mother Earth.
As the dumbfounded Lin Zaozao lay prone on the ground, questioning her life choices, Uncle Zhang's sentence of "The rite is completed" made her finally react.
Damn, in just a few short minutes, she had taken another husband. Most importantly, she didn't even know the real name of this current husband of hers!
And damn it all, she just got forced to bow at an altar by others!
By the time Lin Zaozao was pulled to her feet by someone, she glared at the grinning Xiao Taohua before turning to look at Uncle Zhang in bewilderment and asked,
"Uncle Zhang, why did you have to make trouble just now? We were bowing at the altar. This is not child's play! Since I married him, I would have to be responsible for him!"
"Zaozao, if you don't want to be responsible for me, I can be responsible for you instead." Xiao Taohua said with a smile.
"Bullshit! Xiao Taohua, don't you know that forcing the ox's head down to drink is not the proper thing to do? I'm not willing to bow at the altar with you!"Finnd new chapters on nove/lbin(.)com
"But Zaozao, I've already pressed your stubborn ox head down and bowed at the altar with you. We've completed the rite already, haven't we?
I don't care if you're willing or not. Anyway, I'm pretty willing and happy now."
"You..."
Seeing Xiao Taohua's smug look, Lin Zaozao also knew that anything else she said would be useless.
She turned her head and looked at Uncle Zhang, who was smoking his pipe, and said helplessly.
"Uncle Zhang, we really bowed at the altar! With your interference, I..."
"Girl, I know you were bowing at the altar. That's why I specially prepared a big gift for you."
"Big gift? What big gift?"
Lin Zaozao looked puzzlingly at the empty-handed Uncle Zhang and asked.
"Look! Dashan is the big gift uncle has prepared for you."
After speaking, Uncle Zhang pushed Dashan, who was standing behind him, forward and pointed at Dashan as he said to Lin Zaozao.
"Girl, now that Xiao Taohua has become your husband, it would be inappropriate for him to continue being your cook.
Damn! That wasn't just awesome! That was practically god-like!
In the mere blink of an eye, not even Uncle Zhang's shadow could be seen anymore. What else could that be called if not a god!
"Dashan, do you really have to follow me?"
"Unless I'm dead, otherwise I will only follow you my whole life."
Seeing Dashan's expression turn serious in an instant, Lin Zaozao also knew it was useless to say anything more.
"Dashan, are your martial arts powerful?"
"I was brought up by uncle. How could my martial arts not be powerful?"
"Is that so? Then Dashan, is your cooking really that good?"
"Mm! I've learnt cooking for more than 10 years. It's really very good."
"Alright. With your word, I can put my heart at ease." After speaking, Lin Zaozao pointed at the pig head and trotters on the dining table.
"Then I'll leave that pig head and trotters to you, Dashan."
"No problem. Go busy yourself, young miss!"
As Lin Zaozao watched Dashan's back view, she still somewhat stubbornly asked,
"Dashan, can you change how you address me? That 'little fatty' sounds really bad!"
"Young miss!"
Dashan suddenly turned back and knelt straight on the ground. He kowtowed loudly three times at Lin Zaozao.
"Aiya, enough!"
Lin Zaozao quickly walked up to Dashan and forcefully pulled him up.
"It's just a name change, don't take it so seriously! From now on, don't kowtow to me anymore, okay? I'm not that virtuous, but I don't have the habit of having people kowtow to me either!"
"Hehehe... Young master, I'm happy to kowtow to you." Dashan stood up and said foolishly.
"Dashan, don't call me young master, just call me Zaozao."
"No problem, young master."
Lin Zaozao: "..."
Sighing slightly, Lin Zaozao waved Dashan away, signaling him to hurry up and cook. Then she walked over to Xiao Taohua, who had been standing to the side.
"Xiao Taohua, come with me to the room!"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua by the collar and forcibly dragged him by his clothes toward her room.
Upon entering the room, Lin Zaozao looked at the somewhat awkward Xiao Taohua standing in front of her and asked puzzledly.
"Xiao Taohua, did you marry me just because of your injuries? If it's only because of your injuries, I'll make it clear to you right now, Xiao Taohua.
Even if you didn't marry me, given our acquaintance, I would still try my best to save you."
"Zaozao, that was originally why, but not just now. I genuinely wanted to marry you just now."
"What did you see in me?" Lin Zaozao asked puzzledly.
"I don't know. At first I only felt you were interesting and fun. But just now, my mind went blank and I wanted to be with you forever. Even if we live an ordinary life in the future, I'd be happy."
Glancing at Xiao Taohua's unbelievable beautiful face, Lin Zaozao sincerely felt it was a pity for him.
What a waste of such a flower-like face. It's a shame his eyes are really blind!
With her being such a fatso, whose behavior is truly outrageous at times, and most importantly, she herself is also lustful. What could he have seen in her? What he saw definitely wouldn't be her obese body!
Could it be that, according to the transmigration rules, after she transmigrated to this different world, she got the script of a female lead, and would go down the route of being loved by everyone?
Lin Zaozao looked down at her belly, which looked like she was ten months pregnant. She had really never seen a female lead who could be as round as a ball like her.
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Chapter 82
After speaking, Xiao Taohua looked up at Ji Fantian and several others standing in front of the house.
"Everyone, help me out and cry out for me."
"It would be my greatest pleasure." Ji Fantian's mouth curved up slightly as he chuckled and said.
"Bow to Heaven and Earth!" Ji Fantian said powerfully.
Before Lin Zaozao could react, her head was pushed down to the ground by Xiao Taohua, coming into an intimate contact with Mother Earth.
"Damn, Xiao Taohua, do you want to die? You actually forced me down to bow to Heaven and Earth!"
"Bow to the High Hall!" Murong Hai shouted loudly.
"There is no High Hall. Let's not bow anymore. Or else..."
Before Lin Zaozao could finish speaking, Xiao Taohua pulled her body sideways and knocked her head straight down towards another direction.
The moment her head collided with the ground, Lin Zaozao wanted to curse. Damn, she was being forced into this marriage!
"The couple bows to each other!" Gu Shan said coldly.
As soon as Gu Shan finished speaking, Xiao Taohua stood opposite Lin Zaozao and knelt down, knocking her head straight onto the ground.
This time, Lin Zaozao did not have Xiao Taohua pressing down on her. She placed her hands on the ground, preparing to slip away.
Damn, with her bowing like this, it made her seem like an oppressed woman from ancient times.
But just as Lin Zaozao tried to stand up, a bamboo staff suddenly pressed down on her shoulder, forcing her back onto her knees.
Lin Zaozao looked back and saw Uncle Zhang standing beside her, smiling "kindly" at her before
In the next second, Lin Zaozao's head was pressed onto the ground by Uncle Zhang's bamboo staff, coming into an intimate 360-degree contact with Mother Earth.
As the dumbfounded Lin Zaozao lay prone on the ground, questioning her life choices, Uncle Zhang's sentence of "The rite is completed" made her finally react.
Damn, in just a few short minutes, she had taken another husband. Most importantly, she didn't even know the real name of this current husband of hers!
And damn it all, she just got forced to bow at an altar by others!
By the time Lin Zaozao was pulled to her feet by someone, she glared at the grinning Xiao Taohua before turning to look at Uncle Zhang in bewilderment and asked,
"Uncle Zhang, why did you have to make trouble just now? We were bowing at the altar. This is not child's play! Since I married him, I would have to be responsible for him!"
"Zaozao, if you don't want to be responsible for me, I can be responsible for you instead." Xiao Taohua said with a smile.
"Bullshit! Xiao Taohua, don't you know that forcing the ox's head down to drink is not the proper thing to do? I'm not willing to bow at the altar with you!"Finnd new chapters on nove/lbin(.)com
"But Zaozao, I've already pressed your stubborn ox head down and bowed at the altar with you. We've completed the rite already, haven't we?
I don't care if you're willing or not. Anyway, I'm pretty willing and happy now."
"You..."
Seeing Xiao Taohua's smug look, Lin Zaozao also knew that anything else she said would be useless.
She turned her head and looked at Uncle Zhang, who was smoking his pipe, and said helplessly.
"Uncle Zhang, we really bowed at the altar! With your interference, I..."
"Girl, I know you were bowing at the altar. That's why I specially prepared a big gift for you."
"Big gift? What big gift?"
Lin Zaozao looked puzzlingly at the empty-handed Uncle Zhang and asked.
"Look! Dashan is the big gift uncle has prepared for you."
After speaking, Uncle Zhang pushed Dashan, who was standing behind him, forward and pointed at Dashan as he said to Lin Zaozao.
"Girl, now that Xiao Taohua has become your husband, it would be inappropriate for him to continue being your cook.
Damn! That wasn't just awesome! That was practically god-like!
In the mere blink of an eye, not even Uncle Zhang's shadow could be seen anymore. What else could that be called if not a god!
"Dashan, do you really have to follow me?"
"Unless I'm dead, otherwise I will only follow you my whole life."
Seeing Dashan's expression turn serious in an instant, Lin Zaozao also knew it was useless to say anything more.
"Dashan, are your martial arts powerful?"
"I was brought up by uncle. How could my martial arts not be powerful?"
"Is that so? Then Dashan, is your cooking really that good?"
"Mm! I've learnt cooking for more than 10 years. It's really very good."
"Alright. With your word, I can put my heart at ease." After speaking, Lin Zaozao pointed at the pig head and trotters on the dining table.
"Then I'll leave that pig head and trotters to you, Dashan."
"No problem. Go busy yourself, young miss!"
As Lin Zaozao watched Dashan's back view, she still somewhat stubbornly asked,
"Dashan, can you change how you address me? That 'little fatty' sounds really bad!"
"Young miss!"
Dashan suddenly turned back and knelt straight on the ground. He kowtowed loudly three times at Lin Zaozao.
"Aiya, enough!"
Lin Zaozao quickly walked up to Dashan and forcefully pulled him up.
"It's just a name change, don't take it so seriously! From now on, don't kowtow to me anymore, okay? I'm not that virtuous, but I don't have the habit of having people kowtow to me either!"
"Hehehe... Young master, I'm happy to kowtow to you." Dashan stood up and said foolishly.
"Dashan, don't call me young master, just call me Zaozao."
"No problem, young master."
Lin Zaozao: "..."
Sighing slightly, Lin Zaozao waved Dashan away, signaling him to hurry up and cook. Then she walked over to Xiao Taohua, who had been standing to the side.
"Xiao Taohua, come with me to the room!"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua by the collar and forcibly dragged him by his clothes toward her room.
Upon entering the room, Lin Zaozao looked at the somewhat awkward Xiao Taohua standing in front of her and asked puzzledly.
"Xiao Taohua, did you marry me just because of your injuries? If it's only because of your injuries, I'll make it clear to you right now, Xiao Taohua.
Even if you didn't marry me, given our acquaintance, I would still try my best to save you."
"Zaozao, that was originally why, but not just now. I genuinely wanted to marry you just now."
"What did you see in me?" Lin Zaozao asked puzzledly.
"I don't know. At first I only felt you were interesting and fun. But just now, my mind went blank and I wanted to be with you forever. Even if we live an ordinary life in the future, I'd be happy."
Glancing at Xiao Taohua's unbelievable beautiful face, Lin Zaozao sincerely felt it was a pity for him.
What a waste of such a flower-like face. It's a shame his eyes are really blind!
With her being such a fatso, whose behavior is truly outrageous at times, and most importantly, she herself is also lustful. What could he have seen in her? What he saw definitely wouldn't be her obese body!
Could it be that, according to the transmigration rules, after she transmigrated to this different world, she got the script of a female lead, and would go down the route of being loved by everyone?
Lin Zaozao looked down at her belly, which looked like she was ten months pregnant. She had really never seen a female lead who could be as round as a ball like her.
Chapter 82After speaking, Xiao Taohua looked up at Ji Fantian and several others standing in front of the house."Everyone, help me out and cry out for me.""It would be my greatest pleasure." Ji Fantian's mouth curved up slightly as he chuckled and said."Bow to Heaven and Earth!" Ji Fantian said powerfully.Before Lin Zaozao could react, her head was pushed down to the ground by Xiao Taohua, coming into an intimate contact with Mother Earth."Damn, Xiao Taohua, do you want to die? You actually forced me down to bow to Heaven and Earth!""Bow to the High Hall!" Murong Hai shouted loudly."There is no High Hall. Let's not bow anymore. Or else..."Before Lin Zaozao could finish speaking, Xiao Taohua pulled her body sideways and knocked her head straight down towards another direction.The moment her head collided with the ground, Lin Zaozao wanted to curse. Damn, she was being forced into this marriage!"The couple bows to each other!" Gu Shan said coldly.As soon as Gu Shan finished speaking, Xiao Taohua stood opposite Lin Zaozao and knelt down, knocking her head straight onto the ground.This time, Lin Zaozao did not have Xiao Taohua pressing down on her. She placed her hands on the ground, preparing to slip away.Damn, with her bowing like this, it made her seem like an oppressed woman from ancient times.But just as Lin Zaozao tried to stand up, a bamboo staff suddenly pressed down on her shoulder, forcing her back onto her knees.Lin Zaozao looked back and saw Uncle Zhang standing beside her, smiling "kindly" at her beforeIn the next second, Lin Zaozao's head was pressed onto the ground by Uncle Zhang's bamboo staff, coming into an intimate 360-degree contact with Mother Earth.As the dumbfounded Lin Zaozao lay prone on the ground, questioning her life choices, Uncle Zhang's sentence of "The rite is completed" made her finally react.Damn, in just a few short minutes, she had taken another husband. Most importantly, she didn't even know the real name of this current husband of hers!And damn it all, she just got forced to bow at an altar by others!By the time Lin Zaozao was pulled to her feet by someone, she glared at the grinning Xiao Taohua before turning to look at Uncle Zhang in bewilderment and asked,"Uncle Zhang, why did you have to make trouble just now? We were bowing at the altar. This is not child's play! Since I married him, I would have to be responsible for him!""Zaozao, if you don't want to be responsible for me, I can be responsible for you instead." Xiao Taohua said with a smile."Bullshit! Xiao Taohua, don't you know that forcing the ox's head down to drink is not the proper thing to do? I'm not willing to bow at the altar with you!"Finnd new chapters on nove/lbin.com"But Zaozao, I've already pressed your stubborn ox head down and bowed at the altar with you. We've completed the rite already, haven't we?I don't care if you're willing or not. Anyway, I'm pretty willing and happy now.""You..."Seeing Xiao Taohua's smug look, Lin Zaozao also knew that anything else she said would be useless.She turned her head and looked at Uncle Zhang, who was smoking his pipe, and said helplessly."Uncle Zhang, we really bowed at the altar! With your interference, I...""Girl, I know you were bowing at the altar. That's why I specially prepared a big gift for you.""Big gift? What big gift?"Lin Zaozao looked puzzlingly at the empty-handed Uncle Zhang and asked."Look! Dashan is the big gift uncle has prepared for you."After speaking, Uncle Zhang pushed Dashan, who was standing behind him, forward and pointed at Dashan as he said to Lin Zaozao."Girl, now that Xiao Taohua has become your husband, it would be inappropriate for him to continue being your cook.Damn! That wasn't just awesome! That was practically god-like!In the mere blink of an eye, not even Uncle Zhang's shadow could be seen anymore. What else could that be called if not a god!"Dashan, do you really have to follow me?""Unless I'm dead, otherwise I will only follow you my whole life."Seeing Dashan's expression turn serious in an instant, Lin Zaozao also knew it was useless to say anything more."Dashan, are your martial arts powerful?""I was brought up by uncle. How could my martial arts not be powerful?""Is that so? Then Dashan, is your cooking really that good?""Mm! I've learnt cooking for more than 10 years. It's really very good.""Alright. With your word, I can put my heart at ease." After speaking, Lin Zaozao pointed at the pig head and trotters on the dining table."Then I'll leave that pig head and trotters to you, Dashan.""No problem. Go busy yourself, young miss!"As Lin Zaozao watched Dashan's back view, she still somewhat stubbornly asked,"Dashan, can you change how you address me? That 'little fatty' sounds really bad!""Young miss!"Dashan suddenly turned back and knelt straight on the ground. He kowtowed loudly three times at Lin Zaozao."Aiya, enough!"Lin Zaozao quickly walked up to Dashan and forcefully pulled him up."It's just a name change, don't take it so seriously! From now on, don't kowtow to me anymore, okay? I'm not that virtuous, but I don't have the habit of having people kowtow to me either!""Hehehe... Young master, I'm happy to kowtow to you." Dashan stood up and said foolishly."Dashan, don't call me young master, just call me Zaozao.""No problem, young master."Lin Zaozao: "..."Sighing slightly, Lin Zaozao waved Dashan away, signaling him to hurry up and cook. Then she walked over to Xiao Taohua, who had been standing to the side."Xiao Taohua, come with me to the room!"After saying that, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua by the collar and forcibly dragged him by his clothes toward her room.Upon entering the room, Lin Zaozao looked at the somewhat awkward Xiao Taohua standing in front of her and asked puzzledly."Xiao Taohua, did you marry me just because of your injuries? If it's only because of your injuries, I'll make it clear to you right now, Xiao Taohua.Even if you didn't marry me, given our acquaintance, I would still try my best to save you.""Zaozao, that was originally why, but not just now. I genuinely wanted to marry you just now.""What did you see in me?" Lin Zaozao asked puzzledly."I don't know. At first I only felt you were interesting and fun. But just now, my mind went blank and I wanted to be with you forever. Even if we live an ordinary life in the future, I'd be happy."Glancing at Xiao Taohua's unbelievable beautiful face, Lin Zaozao sincerely felt it was a pity for him.What a waste of such a flower-like face. It's a shame his eyes are really blind!With her being such a fatso, whose behavior is truly outrageous at times, and most importantly, she herself is also lustful. What could he have seen in her? What he saw definitely wouldn't be her obese body!Could it be that, according to the transmigration rules, after she transmigrated to this different world, she got the script of a female lead, and would go down the route of being loved by everyone?Lin Zaozao looked down at her belly, which looked like she was ten months pregnant. She had really never seen a female lead who could be as round as a ball like her.
